Villains
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Mary Mary, Quite Contrary
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Thumbelina
In wedding robes
She was clothed
And promised to
The one she loathed
It appeared as though
It was set in stone
But she could not stand
To take his hand
So matters were taken
Into her own -
Mary had a little lamb
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Hedgehog Girl
A promise made
In blood and quills
She fell in love
Against her will
A violent love
That is now long lost
What could have been
Is now once was
And ends in ills
A dark foray
All because
She could not wait
Just one more day -
Goose Girl
A counsel sung to her in blood
Of her one and true beloved
Forewarned of ills
That will come to pass
A misfortune to be uncovered
Tells us of a woeful tale
Til now has never been spoken
The story of a great betrayal
And a heart that is ever broken -
Little Miss Liliput
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Little Match Girl
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Gretal
Gretal tired of doing her chores
Pushed the witch through the oven door
She hurriedly searched to find the key
That would set her brother Hansel free
But she stopped when she became aware
Of a delicious aroma that filled the air
Now Gretal sits in the gingerbread house alone
Crunching candy and crunching bone
グレーテルは毎日の仕事に疲れていました
だから魔女をオーブンに押し込め
急いで鍵を探しました
それは弟のヘンゼルを逃がすためです
でもあることに気づいてやめました
それはどこからかやってくるおいしい匂い
グレーテルはそのお菓子の家でひとり
キャンディとこんがり焼けた骨をバリバリ食べました -
Sleeping Beauty
It was neither a spell nor hex nor curse
Sleeping Beauty longed to ride a hearse
For most of her life she had worn a frown
And she was tired of always feeling down
So she took the pills her doctor prescribed
He said take one, not two, nor three or five
But his advice was something she didn’t keep
As she doomed herself to an eternal sleep
魔法でもなければまじないでもなく呪いでもありません
眠り姫は霊柩車に乗りたかっただけです
彼女は自分の人生ほとんどをしかめっ面をしてすごしていました
そして落ち込みっぱなしの人生に疲れていました
だからお医者さんに薬を出してもらいました
お医者さんは言いました『たくさん飲んじゃ
いけないよ、一粒だけにするんだよ』って
でも眠り姫は彼が言ったことなんて聞きませんでした
だから彼女は永遠の眠りにつくはめになってしまいました -
Snow White
After she hacked her stepmother to bits
With her favourite pick axe
Snow White went about her daily chores
And cooked a most delicious meal
For her beloved seven dwarves
白雪姫が継母をめった切りにしました
彼女のお気に入りの斧で
そしていつもの家事仕事に戻り
大好きな7人の小人のために
一番おいしい食事を用意しました -
Little Red Riding Hood
One fateful day while in the woods
Misfortune fell on Little Miss Hood
A Big Bad Wolf dressed as her kin
Was allowed to nibble on her skin
So now each time a full moon shines
Blood and carnage are for what she pines
When sweetness turns to all things foul
She’s a little werewolf on the prowl
森の中の運命の日
赤ずきんちゃんは不幸に見舞われました
自分と同じ格好した大きな狼に出くわしたんです
そしてがぶりとやられてしまいました
それ以来満月の夜はいつでも
血のにおいがする虐殺が彼女の楽しみになりました
かわいらしかった赤ずきんちゃんは
餌を求めにさまよい歩く
狼人間となってしまいました -
The Teddy Bear's Picnic
If you go down in the woods today
You’re in for quite a surprise
For Akina is prowling the woods today
Capturing teddy bears alive
She’ll rip them a part from seam to seam
She’ll make them whimper cry and scream
For their little button eyes
もし今日森の中へ入って行ったら
びっくりすることがあるかもしれません
何故ってAkinaが歩き回っているはずだから
そう、生きたテディベアを捕まえるために
彼女はテディベアの縫い目をビリビリに引き裂くでしょう
テディベアがシクシク泣いたって悲鳴をあげたっておかまいなしです
その愛らしいボタンの目を手に入れるためなら
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